This was Bryan’s fault. He saw the director made such Skinemax classics as The Bare Wench Project and The Witches of Breastwick and hoped it would be wall to wall boobs. It isn’t. Jim Wynorski has made some great cheesy films: Chopping Mall, Big Bad Mama II, Not Of This Earth, Return of The Swamp Thing and Ghoulies IV are great! Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre is disappointing. The science on these sharks doesn’t add up. Sadly this film wasn’t as solid as North Dascrota Men’s Fitness Camp Slaughter. Luckily for you, we barely talk about the film and choose to discuss Derek Faraci’s article about not supporting bad horror.