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Episode 2: Giallo

This episode is brought to you by a sleepwalking Adrien Brody, in Dario Argento’s 2009 snoozer ‘Giallo.’ [...]

June 29, 2012 // 0 Comments

ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter gets most things right until it whiffs on a tremendously silly climax that involves the sixteenth president personally overseeing a secret [...]

June 23, 2012 // 0 Comments

Episode 1: Eaten Alive

Drew, Bryan, and Tyler discuss the horror movies you never dared (or had the time) to watch. This episode was brought to you by Tobe Hooper’s 1977 non-masterpiece,- [...]

June 15, 2012 // 0 Comments

PROMETHEUS

Alien universe he helped create in 1979 is good without ever fulfilling its promise to be great. The film, co-written by “Lost” co-creator Damon Lindelof, is so fueled by [...]

June 8, 2012 // 0 Comments

CHERNOBYL DIARIES

Paranormal Activity filmmaker Oren Peli (again, he’s not directing but producing and cowriting) is about par for the course. Six tourists (including Jesse McCartney, Wolf [...]

May 30, 2012 // 0 Comments

THE RAVEN

The Raven wasn’t made by an Italian. As a giallo flick, this fictionalized account of the unknown events surrounding the last week of Edgar Allan Poe’s life could have [...]

April 28, 2012 // 0 Comments

THE CABIN IN THE WOODS

The Cabin in the Woods, written by geek god Joss Whedon and one of his strongest protégés, Drew Goddard. A sublime tweaking of the entire slasher genre, Cabin’s [...]

April 14, 2012 // 0 Comments

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN

(R) Lionel Shriver’s terrifying epistolary novel is brought to the big screen in an almost entirely different form by filmmaker Lynne Ramsay (Ratcatcher and Morvern [...]

April 7, 2012 // 0 Comments

SILENT HOUSE

Martha Marcy May Marlene, even though the latter required a bit more range) is terrorized over an eighty-eight minute span in her family’s secluded lakehouse. Questions [...]

March 12, 2012 // 0 Comments

GONE

(PG-13) Gone, a serial killer thriller starring large-eyed beauty Amanda Seyfried, is not even bad enough to be fun. Seyfried stars as Jill Conway, who was abducted and [...]

February 25, 2012 // 0 Comments

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